The all new adventures of the head

hllo everyone! happy happy christmas!
i think it's time to record the last few adventures of the head. and since no one else is doing it, and since i actually have a little spare time on my hands, i think that i shall! how does that sounds? good i hope because i'm going to anyway.
it goes like this:
colin was given the head all wrapped up in a large box by kerry and chris. the head turned out to be inside the battery compartment of a stereo which was inside a box and was all wrapped up in christmas paper. it was supposed to be a christmas present but colin was impatient (more like he knew that the head was inside this "christmas present") so he opened it something like three weeks before christmas, as soon as it was given to him. some of us were present, so we were all discussing who colin should give it to next. and my lovely brother jordan actually tells colin that he actually wants the head. i don't even know why he wanted it...
anywho, meanwhile colin was hatching a cunning and genius plot of how to somehow give ME the head. it goes like this...
at church i usually run the data projector for the songs...and a few weeks ago it was the children's end of year prize giving at church. next thing jane is saying "we also have a present for beka for doing the data projector..." and i was like "whaaaat..." anyway, so i went and got this present which i could tell was a box of favourites. but it seemed strangely heavy, and i should know because i made the display of them at work the other day, and unpacked about 200 boxes of them and stacked them all up. anywho, i went back to my seat and sat the present beside me, and then my phone started flashing, so i flipped it open and there is a text from a random "you've been headed!" and i was like oh nooooo...and wondering how and who and what. but thennn i looked at the present and saw colin watching my face and it all clicked into place. and i got the giggles but i was still in church so had to be quiet. mmhhmmm so afterwards, since i knew that jordan had wanted the head all along, i gave him the box of favourites, still all wrapped up, and told him that he deserved it, and to open it and have some chocolate. haha and he had no idea the head was in there and it gave him an awful fright mwah ha hah. he deserved it!
so we were thinking all last week about how to get rid of the head. except i wasn't very imaginative i'm afraid, and got jord to do it. he decided to take it along to church again, and so last week when it was pouring with rain he managed to find lisa's car, and he tied a string around the head's neck and hung it off her tow ball on her car. except he wasn't sure that it was lisa's car, and i wouldn't go out in the rain, so i had to describe it to him and hope for the best. fortunately he found the right car, so lisa currently has the head, unless she's passed it on by now. i'm not sure.
kay so i think we're all up to date! leave comments if you like, congratulate us on our creativity, anything at all =)
and have yourself some lovely holidays! enjoy every minute of it...
xxx
beka